January 2012
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December 2011
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Nearlywed Show
If you’re in Los Angeles you should come watch Blake Hogue, Georgia Hardstark, and me, Colin Hughes (dummy,) are going to debut our new show at iO West, on the corner of Hollywood and Cosmo! 9pm. Tickets/Info.
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Here is a show you should be attending this... →
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Top 10 Places to find Love in 2011.
A record number of people fell in love in 2011, this is not a fact, just a sentence that I made up on the spot. According to the researcher at the HardHug Film Company Research Department for Facts and Stuff these were the top 10 places people fell in love. 10. At church. These have all failed already though. Sadly church love is dirty and gross. 9. Natural food stores. The result of these new...
Dec 16th
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Best link ever. Thanks 80toy on Reddit. →
Dec 15th
I got these compliments last night. So suck it...
You’re slightly better looking than average. Like, commercial handsome…almost. You’d be a good looking guy if…I mean, do you ever try not to be so pale? I mean just a few pounds, you aren’t fat - you’re close to having a decent physique, but you know, a little definition. Do you have a gym membership?
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Top 10 Movies I saw in the theater in 2011!!!!
best to worst. Bridesmaids - it was the funniest movie I saw in the theater this year, thus it wins top spot. Hugo - it was the other movie I saw in the theater this year, so it’s second. That’s all I saw.
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Carl From Aqua Teen picks the Broncos to beat the... →
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Dec 9th
My new voice mail message.
“Hello, the law requires me to alert you that this is an attempt to avoid your debt collection calls. I am not answering my phone because you want money that I do not currently have in my bank account. You may try me back several years from now or go fuck yourself, those are only two options but they only get worse from here. Again, I do not intend on paying you any time soon so you can make...
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YouTube Remix (stuff I'm too lazy to do)
Grape Lady Prequel - shows the hours leading up to her hilarious fall. Perhaps she just learned her grandmother has a month to live, so she has a few drinks, feeling loose she decides to walk to the grape stomping booth and steps in mounds of pig shit. The farmer has to hose her off and she is forced to change in the news van where her camera man makes fun of her fat thighs. (this one is rated...
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Dec 1st